Drafted by Beavis?

I typically don't enjoy this type of humor.  Really.  However, my almost-5-year-old daughter has recently discovered endless joy in displaying her tush to the family while singing and dancing to an accompanying original composition ("The Butt Song"), so I couldn't help from laughing when I saw the title of this patent that issued today:

U.S. Patent No. 7,520,681:

Butt coupling structure and method of photonic quantum ring hole emitter.

Heh heh... He said "ring hole"...