BPAI to HP: Equal Protection Clause doesn't save claims from 101

For a move even Stephen Colbert would admire for its ballsiness, we extend kudos to Hewlett-Packard, who argued the following in its appeal brief of App. No. 09/976,630:

 

No mention of In re Nuijten, which was decided several months earlier. Or maybe HP thinks that it is unconstitutional to apply KSR, too, since there are oodles of obvious claims out there in issued patents...

Today, the Board of Patent Appeals and Interferences responded appropriately in its Ex Parte Haines decision:

Section 101 rejection of claims 21-27   Appellant alleges that the USPTO has issued patents to others that contain “propagated signal claims.” Appellant contends that the § 101 rejection of the instant claims is a violation of Appellant’s rights under the equal protection clause of the Fourteenth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution. App. Br. 14.   However, Appellant has not cited any authority in support of the novel legal argument. The U.S. Patent and Trademark Office is not part of a state (or local) government, but an agency of the U.S. Department of Commerce. Cf. U.S. Const. amend. XIV, § 1 (“No State shall . . . deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.”). We are not persuaded that the USPTO has violated Appellant’s rights to equal protection of the laws under the Constitution.[FN1] [FN1]: Absent showing that the agency acted pursuant to some impermissible or arbitrary standard, an argument based on the equal protection component of the Due Process Clause of the Fifth Amendment would also fail. See In re Boulevard Entertainment, Inc., 334 F.3d 1336, 1343 (Fed. Cir. 2003) (TTAB decision that affirmed the refusal to register marks containing the term “jack-off” did not violate equal protection principles, even though the USPTO had previously registered similar marks for other applicants).